No New Snow Dammit

Well, so far things are trending just like last year...at least according to the locals who are supposed to know better. Weather here in SF is weird anyway, no telling what will come of certain clouds that ANYWHERE else woud mean rain. And Rain is the magic word. Because when that stuff bleeds out of the sky here in the Yay Area, it's a virtual lock that sometime in the next 24 it will be some version of a winterwonderland in Lake Taco. The Sierras. California Ridin'.
Ah but no matter what kind of ritual I subject myself to, the rain just won't come. Stuck in some kind of variation on a lousy Sting song, circa 1990. "...heavy cloud but no rain..."
I think I need to go home and consult the guide for supernatural intervention one more time. Never give up right? See what kind of spells or incantations can be spoken through close lips to bring the white stuff.